I’ve been making a mental list lately about all the crazy things I want to do and realize…that is not socially acceptable.
These are the top 10 reasons why I am a cat lady in training.
10. I want to post a status update every 3 minutes about how much I love my cat/cute thing he just did/how much he ate that day.
9. 87% of the pictures on my phone are of my cat sleeping.
8. I need quality time with my cat every single day.
6. I not only talk to my cat, but I ask him questions and decipher his answer.
5. My roommates talking, loud music playing outside my door or my alarm going off has no effect on my sleep but the sound of my cat clawing at the door might as well be a bomb.
4. I chase any cat I see no matter what.
3. I agree with the crazy cat lady e-harmony video. I WANT TO HUG EVERY SINGLE CAT TOO
2. I call his front legs, “arms”
1. You don’t like my cat? That’s fine. (Deleting you off facebook…..now.)
Kitten photoshoot ensues…