Living Alone: Glamorous or Nah?

I vote a hard pass at living alone. Not because I’m sad or whatever BS(I mean… I am don’t get me wrong) but because it’s HARD. I come home and nothing is done. The dishes are still there waiting for me because my cat doesn’t have actual hands and can’t stand on his hind legs for more than the second it takes for a treat to drop close to his mouth.

**This does not, however, keep me from asking Toulouse as to whyyyyyy he did not move his fat ass and clean up the kitchen.**

Also, there is no one to call when I think I might have left my curling iron on but can’t remember 100%. “Uhm, hey boss, I gotta take a long lunch today. Gotta check to see if I have an apartment building left.”

The poor plants. The POOR PLANTS. I had a startling wake-up in the middle of a deep sleep because I realized that I hadn’t watered the plants since Adam left(3 weeks). Did I go and water them right then and there? No, that would be ridiculous. I was in bed and didn’t want to have to adjust my pupils by turning on the light. Did I go and water them in the morning? Don’t be stupid, I was running late for work. It has now been 3 days and I still haven’t watered them even though I am staring one down now.

Speaking of water, can’t remember the last time I’ve had some. Probably explains why I’m feeling a bit dizzy at times.

Cooking is rough. I know I’ve talked about how I don’t rrrreaaallyyyy know how to cook and how that’s an “Adam thing” but it’s especially tough when I’m cooking for one. I don’t know proportions and can’t change a recipe to make it smaller. It’s even tougher when I don’t have any clean pots to cook with. I’ll just stick with watching the cooking videos on Facebook and heating up frozen chicken nuggets and taquitos, thanks.

So that’s why living alone sucks. No more Friday nights where we drink wine and make popcorn while checking movies off our Oscars list. Instead it’s filled with my cat sitting on the corner of the couch judging me because he knows I don’t know that he just threw up behind the couch and I won’t find it for another 2 days. *eyeroll*

Toulouse and the plants can’t wait for Adam to come home. I suppose I can’t either.

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Such a Rebel

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This. Sweatshirt. It is SO good. Obviously comfy(duh) but it is so much better because it has Elvis’ mugshot on it. Definitely got some compliments from strangers BUT it might have been due to me actually being in Tennessee where Elvis lived.

This was my outfit for touring the Jack Daniels Distillery. It was super gloomy and chilly out(actually snowed at one point) which was a bummer but the entire Distillery is GORGEOUS no matter the weather. Definitely check it out if you have the chance. Or if you are a gazillionaire, have some type of party there.

-Victoria

P.S. IDC if Adidas Superstars are on their way out, I’m milking them for all they are worth. They remind me of my childhood and are soooo comfortable.

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La La Leopard

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Trying leopard out today! It is still pretty chilly here in Madison so I definitely have been needing coats and hats still. I never ever wear leopard but I found this coat on sale and thought, “meh, I could make it work.” Sold out online so I can’t find a link to post below.

I like the idea of making it less glam by pairing it with ripped up jeans, black leather booties, white tee and a skull cap. It brings that whole “granny-glam” into an edgier vibe. Little tip: go to the men’s department for tshirts. They have the BEST fits. Hope you like!

-Victoria

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Hat-H&M(sold out)

Jacket-Forever 21(sold out)

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Shoes-Zara(sold out)